Super Moerio Bros.

"It's me, Moerio!" Mario first appeared in the arcade game Donkey Kong as a character named "Jumpman". They did not have the space to give him a mouth or ears, and they could not animate hair, which resulted in Mario getting a moustache, sideburns, and a cap to bypass these problems. I just put them on Moe because it makes him look silly. For years now Moe has been trying to get into a video game... Well here you go buddy, done and done. I know the mustache could look better but after a few tries I ended up settling with this one. It isn't the best facial hair of the bunch, but I think the rest of the picture makes up for it. It is cool that the sky color of Super Mario Bros. is close to the original background color of the Moe picture. Maybe we will continue a video game theme somewhere in the future: Sonic? Kid Chameleon? Duke Nukem? Mario 3? Now there is only one thing left to do [music starts] "Do the Moerio! Swing your arms from side to side, come on it time to go to the Moerio. Take one step and then again, lets do the Moerio all together now. Come on now. Just like that."

Cavemoe

I attempted to play Scrabble with a cavemoe, he was not even able to spell "Grunt" and "Agh", and "probably spelt library with one R". However, he does spell "forty-two".. This is the last old picture that I made in 2007 but never got around to posting a blog on about it. Anytime you get to draw a picture that includes massive amounts of body hair it is a win-win for everyone involved. It seems, however, that the big-wigs in the advertising world have somehow hacked into my computer and have seen the previously unpublished face of moe. They are now making a killing out of his popularity. I am not asking for much guys, maybe just a buck here and there and a mention of the website? I am very happy with the color of the ground. For some reason it works. The dinosaur looks like a happy fellow, hopefully he doesn't eat Moe and we can have another new picture in a couple of days. Stay tuned. Don't forget to leave a comment or suggestion, "It's so easy a cavemoe could do it!"

Moebama or Clitmoen?

It has been a long hiatus, but the masses have spoken and they want to know who Moe is going to vote for in the Presidential election this year. Seen here posing with Bush (before Moe was told that presidents can now only hold office for two terms) Moe shows us once again why he was voted "Biggest Guber-natorial" in jr. high. That pin might just be worth something someday. Now lets get into the debate. Moe is still not totally sure who he is going to vote for.. mainly because they have yet to comment on the policies that will likely sway his vote. These topics include "Salsa Exportation Tax", "Root Beer being renamed Root Drink", and the question of "While in office will you fake the funk?" A wise man once said "Vote or Die" and I will Mr. Combs, I most certainly will.

Three Leaf Moe-ver..

.. or a shamrock as some like to call it. Well here we are, March 21st St. Patrick's Day. Every year on the 21st we celebrate Saint Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland, who converted the Irish country to Christianity. Then the holiday made the obvious jump to getting drunk and showing your who-whos and naughty pillows. "Tabhair póg dom, táim Éireannach" but not really. I have been holding this little gem in my pocket for over a month now and it feels good to finally reveal it to the world. The magical pipe came out very well, and it was in fact Moe's idea to have shamrocks coming out of it instead of smoke. "According to legend, if anyone keeps an eye fixed upon one, he cannot escape, but the moment the eye is withdrawn he vanishes." So keep staring at this picture or it will be gone forever. Be safe this Patty Day and "Drinkers of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your money, your woman, your liver, your kids, your sanity, your job...."

Dr. Moenstein

I originally wanted to title this post E = Mo^e but there isn't any way that I could make it a superscript, so oh well. So I made Moe this evil doctor man. "That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science." The cabinets and lab table top came out very well and I pat myself on the back for that; it gives the picture much more of a three-dimensional feel. Feel the extra dimension. Feel it! This lab has everything; counter tops, cliche Periodic Table poster, mad scientist, test tubes complete with smoking yellowness, sweet Einstein poster, and of course your friendly neighborhood lab rat. I am enjoying working with the cut and paste option. What do you think? The rat's name is Franklin, although his friends call him Squeaks. Franky hangs out in his cage most of the day, one because he likes it and is a homebody, two because he can't get out. Poor Franklin. "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so, Brain, but can the Gummi Worms really live in peace with the Marshmallow Chicks?"

The Moeshank Redemption

[narrating] I must admit I didn't think much of Moe first time I laid eyes on him; looked like a stiff breeze would blow him over. That was my first impression of the man. The first night Moe cost me two packs of smokes; he didn't say a word. Now he never did talk much, so I was surprised when he came to me looking for something. He wanted a pictured of Burt Reynolds and a Dummy's guide to escaping from prison. We became good friends over the years.. Moe never did let that place get to him. He had all these wild ideas of escaping and opening a water park in San Jose called "The Sand Hose Hey Water Park". I thought the name was dumb, but never told him. In 1966, Moe escaped from prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and a hula hoop made of spoons. I used to think it would take six-hundred years to tunnel under the wall. Old Moe did it in two hours. "Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'."

Kokomoe

"Bodies in the sand Tropical drink melting in your hand We'll be falling in love To the rhythm of a steel drum band Down in Kokomoe." It's Spring Break!! I am sorry that I haven't posted in a while, last week was rough and I was burnt out. Hopefully this spring break I can get some pictures up pretty frequently. Can't you just imagine Moe is his cool Hawaiian shirt sitting on a lawn chair with a watermelon beach flag over his head and a shirley temple in his hand. Sinking his toes into the sand as he whistles "Cheeseburger in paradise." He wears super lotion on his nose; an ode to Kevin 'Ug' Lee from the early 90s TV-series "Salute Your Shorts." Or maybe he is really Lost on an island somewhere in the Pacific and he is just making the best out of his situation. If I was stranded on an island I would make the sweetest fort/house/treebungalow you have ever seen. Quick lets bury Moe before he wakes up.