"Come to where the flavor is, come to Moe country." As Mr. Einstein, my high school history teacher, would say: Moe is an excellent example of the rugged individualism that made our country what it is today. He is no sissy boy wearing chaps without the huevos to back it up, no he is a manly man. "Girls don't break up with him, he breaks up with them!" If its hot wings, cowboy Moe is eating them diablo style. If it is boxing, Moe does it bare knuckle. If horses had license plates his would be 2MAN4U or NWV-97T if they didn't have customizable plates. The cigarette hanging out of his lips should fall because of gravity, but it stays there because of fear. The stripe on his hat used to be all red, but he started putting black lines for every animal he killed with his bare hands. His bandana used to be black, but he needed something to clean his hands with. Don't mess with Texas.
2 comments:
Pretty sure I wish I was as rugged as moe, but Im glad Im not a gay cowboy. Nice molestache. And here is where I stick in the Broke Back moement. But alas I didnt not see it, because Im not a gay comwboy. Well moe didnt see it either, He Lived It...
Kevin - What the heck are you talking about?
Dan - No one out there can create a better MS Paint cigarette.
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