Moebot

"I am not a robot." You may have heard Moe say this quote around campus. I am here to tell you it is a crock. He is a robot! ..well a cyborg.. so close enough. Truth is Moe has been a cyborg since the 9th grade. Those who knew Moe just chalked it up to him finally entering into puberty, but really his entire skeletal structure was removed and replaced with titanium. Just the other day I came back from class early and found Moe drinking a can of oil. This picture is not how he actually looks in full cyborg mode, though it is close. The concept for his gear came from a combination of WWII Russian helmet, the movie Universal Soldier starring Dolph Lundgren and Jean-Claude Van Damme and Math Blaster. The white lines in the background give a futuristic look at what ID Card backgrounds will one day look like. The electronics on the right side of his suit regulate the amount of sex appeal that he gives off at any one time. The green lights will begin to turn red if his suave reaches levels at which women cannot cope. It is my job as his roommate to make sure that he remains the tame lovable Moe that we all know and so that he doesn't turn into a girl swooning monster machine. No need to thank me, it is a labor of love.